My apologies to those who've already seen me rant about this, but it does take me back to college days.
See this. And keep a straight face.
The gist of the story is that the cleaners let themselves into this chap's (locked) bedroom with a master key, and found him involved in some rather comical sexual practice.
They've complained, and he's been given ... a criminal record.
For doing something privately in his own locked bedroom. Totally outrageous.
A job for the Lords, nay, the European Court of Human Rights, I say.
We used to have cleaners like that when I was in college. "We did knock first..." yeah right, I've heard that one before.
